Just wanted to share, as we're all stuck indoors more the Wall Street Journal had this article on going to the gym and it's hilarious!
Some of my favorites:
"Yes, every gym has an overenthusiastic spinning instructor who hasn't bought a record since "Walking on Sunshine."" --- I swear that's not me!!! PS WSJ you forgot to capitalize "Spinning" :)
"Great job!" is trainer-speak for "It's not polite for me to laugh at you." -- Wonder how many times my old trainer thought that!
"Nope, that's not a "recovery energy bar with antioxidant dark chocolate." That's a chocolate bar." -- But chocolate has protein!
"Everyone sees you secretly racing the old people in the pool." -- The old people beat me everytime, and secretly laugh at me as I gasp for breaths in between laps :-/
"There is no secret. Exercise and lay off the fries. The end." -- I'm suddenly craving french fries...